Hey all! My name is Paul and this is my cozy little music blog.  I used to have a blog called “Riot Music”, but it sort of died out in the midst of all the college brouhaha I’ve been immersed in this past year.  I have no intentions of setting out to be a famous blogger socialite, spreading my time between sharing mimosas with Lindsay Lohan at the morgue and getting a new weave with Courtney Stodden.  Instead, I’m just using this blog as a way to gloriously celebrate the new Madonna album (tentatively titled: Your Faves Could Never), and critique my arch rival Beyonce’s latest $3 music video consisting mainly of pussy popping and over done facial expressions, without having to create lengthy Facebook statuses or be constrained to a choking 180 characters on Twitter.

I worship at the House of Cher, Rihanna is my greatest obsession, and sometimes I’ll write about amazing pop legends you no longer care about (see: Fleetwood Mac, Garbage, Sarah McLachlan) and new artists you’ve never even heard of.  This also, unfortunately, is not a place for politically correct reviews and unbiased opinions.  If I want to hate Lady Gaga’s newest try hard single cover for no apparent reason, I will, and will gladly appropriate a weave snatching gif to anyone with a problem.  But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.  It is pop music after all, so try not to take anything too personally.

*As for the title of the blog, “NEON TUSK”, Tusk is the name of the criminally underrated 1979 Fleetwood Mac opus of the same name, which happens to be one of of my favorite FM albums ever.  I then added neon because, well let’s face it, have you ever seen a music video with neon lights that wasn’t amazing?